Hey, knackered mums, beginners, pros! Ever tried snapping your bub amidst crumbs, laundry piles, and chaos, only to think, “Ugh, this looks like crap”? I’ve been there—new mum haze, toys everywhere, pics that made me cringe. I wish I’d known this hack back then! After 10+ years, 100s of bubs, and workshops with world-renowned photographers (where I cracked what they missed!), I’ve got a messy home fix that turns chaos into photo gold—no cleaning required! My free 30-minutes masterclass unlocks gorgeous pics with a settled bub—30 mins to pro shots—let’s make it fun and fab, mess and all!
Why Messy Homes Don’t Ruin Pics (They Can Shine!)
Clutter doesn’t have to kill your vibe—here’s why these hacks rock:
- Fast: 2-min fixes—perfect when bub’s calm, no scrubbing needed.
- Free: Home stuff—zero cash, just cozy vibes.
- Real Deal: Pro shots at any stage, even tricky toddlers—mums save those memories for the album, pros snag clients and feel proud of their work!
Other tips say hire a pro or ask you to have a Pinterest picture-perfect home first—nah, my way’s simpler, cozier, and gets it done. Let’s transform those pics!
1. Chaos Crop – Tighten It Up
- Mistake: Wide shots show laundry, dog hair, mess galore—I’ve seen clients ditch these fast!
- Fix: Zoom in with your phone or DSLR—crop tight on bub’s face or hands. Clutter vanishes, cuteness takes over!
- Tip: Focus on those sleepy eyes or tiny toes peeking out—details pop, mess hides easy- it won’t even be in frame! Mums, you’ll save the moment; pros, your clients will love it!
2. Blanket Boost – Toss & Shoot
- Mistake: Ugly backgrounds like couch stains or toy explosions—my early pics screamed this!
- Fix: Chuck a knit throw or linen sheet over the mess—pop bub on top for an instant clean vibe. Texture adds a little wow, no effort!
- Tip: Crinkle it a bit—soft layers lift the shot. Works for newborns or tricky toddlers too—Mums, your album will thank you; pros, variety wins every time!
3. The Pro Angle – Magic Twist (Tease!)
- Mistake: Flat angles let mess peek through—pics feel blah, even pros miss this one!
- Fix: My course spills it—one angle hides chaos and wows every time, no tidy-up needed. For now, hint: it’s not just overhead—think sneaky side vibes!
- Tip: Join my free masterclass for a taste—click below for pro looking photos in less than 30-minutes! Mums, you’ll feel confident; pros, your clients will rave!*
Level Up with My Free Masterclass (and More!)
These hacks kick mess to the curb, but want that pro angle secret or even more clever ways to hide the mess in any situation? My free masterclass unlocks gorgeous pics with a settled bub—30 mins to pro shots, and it can be all you need to achieve the photos you dream of! You’ll get:
- Light tricks—no gear, just sparkle.
- Baby-whispering moves—calm ‘em quick for perfect snaps.
- Easy poses—cute pics, no fuss, messy or not!
It’s phone or DSLR—mums save those precious memories, beginners and pros level up fast! Join here for our free 30-min video, you’ll adore it!
Love it? My $179 course (reg. $359, worth $579) spills all—0–12 months and beyond, messy homes, Canon DSLR manual mode, Tara’s sleep tips (Gentle Sleep Specialist) for bub’s first 3 months.
Or grab my $37 Baby Whispering Mini Course or $27 Mobile Presets—cute pics for your album or client cash to kickstart your career, your pick!
How I Turned Mess into Magic
I’m Jess—mum, Netflix junkie, pork crackling fiend. My first bub pics? Total flops—messy rooms, dull shots, mum-guilt overload! Ten years on—workshops with the best (I filled their gaps), 100s of bubs, my own studio—I’ve nailed it with tricks pros swipe. I wish I’d had this back then to fast-track my skills. Now my JJP Method’s yours—mums, beginners, pros worldwide, snap that magic, no fancy big words here talking like a normal human ha ha!
Grab Those Pics—Mess Mastered!
These hacks mean pro shots with no cleanup stress—newborns or tricky toddlers, you’re covered! My free masterclass gives you that settled-bub magic—join at https://vip.jessicajanaphotography.com.au/newborn-photography-training/. Want it all? My $179 course (or $37/$27 steals) has every trick you need to feel confident—master your pics and kickstart your freedom, mess and all!*
